A limerick (/ˈlɪmərɪk/) is a form of verse, and while seldom humorous and frequently rude,
they forever have my stamp of approval!
(Creds to Galex and Aron for helping write these)
I’m feeling quite a bit of dread, All my research! Ousted for a bowl from bread, I’d truly call ‘simp’, But I get it, with just a glimpse, I’d go to Panera too, for any guy named _________ (26) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - “To only eat with chopsticks or a fork, Which of the sides do you implore?” With a spoon in one hand, I spoke, took a stand, “I must say that it’s neither _____ ” (5) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Like a chess player that just lost their rook, I must admit, I’m a little bit shook! I’m feeling quite dense, My analogies don’t make sense, I’m babbling, just like a _______ (6) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - It’s a feeling I cannot truly boast, Oversleeping for class scares me the most! With a burger in my nest, At least I don’t live in the west, Thank goodness for living on the east _______! (7) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Like a continuously jammed printer, In my side there remains a splinter! Fallen into the snow, How I thought I had to let go, How I almost lost one of my kermits last ________ (2) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Is it a plane? A train? A soundproofed school bus with kids smoking blunts? No, no, no, it's an unsuspicious white van cruising, Michal driving in front. Completely un-creepy And not at all a bit seedy Just a driver on a road trip. One could say mans on the ______ (6) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - And while we may think so, do we truly know a cheetah's top speed? It could be going quite slow for it has nothing to fear with no natural predators near. I propose we (car-)chase one in a tunnel and see how fast it can ____ (5) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - He pauses to admire his work, but it's simply atilt! And with a hearty sigh, he grabs the needle by the hilt. Yet it doesn't make a dent, So to his gains, he begins to lament: "Oh, I wish I was a bit more ________" (4) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - An opossum is as alive as a man, But in Georgia, they drop what they can! Forgetting the peach, ‘Possum drop they beseech, I can’t really say that I _______ (8) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - As he lies on the floor, he swears he hears a hum But unfortunately, he can't figure out where it's coming from He supposes that if he were to stand He'd most likely come up with a solid plan There's just one little flaw: Getting off the floor would be simply _______ (1)